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Monday, August 18, 2008
Aaand i'm back. Just watched some videos of fred. On youtube. Eveline introduce de. :P Well, i say it's HACKING FUNNY! Cant stop watching! Oh no. Then when am i gonna start on my math. =/Well, elit paper today is SUCH A RUSH. Didn't really complete the paper properly. Left 1 1/2 question undone! The rest was just done in a hurry. ROAR.
Anyways, lunch today is funny. As usual? Some upper sec peeps sprayed water down
MR HO IS MY GRANDFATHER.
Yes, as in, really! My grandfather's Mr Ho. Not our english teacher, Mr Ho though. I said that when he was just about the come into class. And he heard it. So he was like .. what? LOL. Well, got back english paper too. Same as geography! And it's the same thing for Anne too. How coincident.. >:]
Well, i guess i'll start on math now. Keeping this post short. After all, there's still 2 more tests! So i'll be gone. And before i leave, check this video out. It's HACKING hilarious too! Many thanks to TAFF! :D
Retouch My Body .
LYRICS!
Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...
You know I'm gettin' older
And I've gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roof
If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
tellin' you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of Photoshop
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet
Retouch my body
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more
Retouch my body
Re-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse
I'm as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I'm goin' to the mall to get a soft serve
Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and how's about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurassic Park
If there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of me
Then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood
or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lez
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet
Retouch my body
Don't wanna look tragic
So call Industrial Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what I'm payin' you for
Retouch my body
I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me f*ckin' young and sweet
Get rid of my cellulite
I don't want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body
Retouch my body
Don't cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don't ya' burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I've no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Heh. Tag replies now.
- jiawei : heh. thanks! think your magic is working! i guess it's getting better by the day now! LOL. :D
- zilincutecute : hey it's true okay! i NEVER drank from that watercooler. well, thanks. jys for tomorrow's test then! your forte.
- annelisa : LOL. jello! well, actually got lurh! when i free/bored. :X just that i seldom tag? sometimes i really dunno what to say.. :X LOL. and that watercooler is really HACKING disgusting. oh and we're not cute. or rather, im not cute. (:
- Same NEW Me : ooh thanks! you too! and yeah, the scratch is better alr! :D
- wizardrypendragon : thanks! ILY! :D
P.S. I kept using the word HACKING is cos the way fred says it is OH-SO-CUTE! AHAHAHA! And and. My dad's got a new ride. Yes, a new car. Heh. >:] Maybe i'll get a picture of it another time. :P